The Unbothered Tote
$24Strong, roomy, and ready to carry everything but other people’s opinions.
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Die-cut slogans with attitude — slap them on laptops, water bottles, and anything beige. Pick a mode, tap your favorites.
Strong, roomy, and ready to carry everything but other people’s opinions.
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Matte black ceramic. Holds coffee, tea, and your ground.
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Heavyweight, buttery-soft, and not one bit apologetic. Sizes S–XXL.
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